Let’s face it, Brad Pitt is a gorgeous man. I know because I’m a gorgeous man. Brad is also one the biggest stars of our generation. He used to be clean and pretty but the wild and tattooed Angelina Jolie got a hold of him and warped his mind with countless babies and voodoo poonany. Brad then went off got some ink of his own. I don’t really know what any of his tattoos mean or even what they are but here they are nonetheless.
The following five Brad Pitt tattoos were all done by DallierTattoo. They are unbelievably real but the more unbelievable part is they were all done for the same customer. Yes, there is some crazy guy with a mad Brad Pitt crush and five tattoos on his body to prove it.
Troy Brad Pitt Tattoo via edizaed